XXXCupid.com is a site that actually pisses us off, because they’re trying to rip off one of our FAVORITE sites, SocialSex.
However, SocialSex is a totally legitimate site where we got laid dozens of times, and XXXCupid.com is nothing but scam, a waste of time, and a piece of Internet trash.
Want to see the difference? Let’s look at how XXXCupid.com is a worthless website that doesn’t do ANYTHING it sets out to do, besides take your money and waste your time.
We have a feeling you’ll come to the same conclusion we did!
XXXCupid.com Review: Here’s Why XXXCupid.com Didn’t Make It Into Our Top 5 for Sex Dating Sites
Right away, you THINK you’re going to get a website like SocialSex, but the truth couldn’t be farther from an awesome site like that.
Whereas SocialSex loads automatically, for example, XXXCupid.com takes a long time to load even the very first page on the same Internet connection, and the picture and video are stilted afterwards.
Also, the girl they hired to walk us through the walk-through? On SocialSex, she’s always cute and playful, but the actress they got on XXXCupid.com is REALLY awkward. She doesn’t move the same, and she’s obviously shy about her body and what she’s saying. It just comes across as stilted and awkward, which isn’t our idea of a good time.
It’s a cheap imitation.
The site has put a lot of money into making a bunch of stupid effects, but they skimped where it matters. The audio of the girl talking is fuzzy and tinny, and every single question takes forever to load, whereas it was instantaneous on SocialSex.
Basically, it’s a cut-rate SocialSex from the time we first clicked in to the time we first sign up.
Plus, on SocialSex you get to browse the members in your area before you commit to putting in your email and making a profile, making sure you can see exactly who’s around to hang out with.
On XXXCupid.com, you have to pay if you want to do pretty much ANYTHING, and it’s obvious that the payment plan is going to be tricky. When you’ve been around dating sites as much as we have, you start getting used to seeing certain terms like “recurring billing.”
This is sadly a pretty common feature nowadays, but we still hate it. Who wants to pay for more XXXCupid.com? Not us!
Once you get inside, you realize just how different this site really is from SocialSex. This site is gross, it’s bland, and it doesn’t offer pretty much anything in the way of features.
There’s nothing here to like.
All the girls are completely fake. They even say in the Terms & Conditions that by signing up and putting anything on the profile, you’re allowing XXXCupid.com to use it as long as they want, for whatever they want.
You’re also giving them permission to contact you with their “ambassadors,” i.e. fake profiles. Yep—they know they don’t have any real women to offer, so they’re telling you up front that all the girls that you hear from aren’t going to be real in the first place!
Our Shocking Results After Using XXXCupid.com For Sex Dating
During our XXXCupid review, we sent out 540 emails to different women all over the country. We’re six guys who live in different cities, and that means we’re able to see how sites work all over the country.
First of all, we all get the exact same “women” showing up on our profile suggestions at all times—meaning that these women aren’t even real, they’re just the “ambassadors” they use to rope in lonely guys to creating profiles for dating sites.
Second of all, we were hoping that a site that wanted to be like SocialSex would have at least a FRACTION of the women that SocialSex does. After all, on that site, we got laid 33 times. When we sent out 540 emails, we got 441 back, which was an amazing percentage.
So, what was our percentage of return on XXXCupid.com?
About three percent.
Well, that’s disappointing. In response to 540 emails, we got a very un-exciting 17 in return.
We DID get contacted by a lot of other women, but only their first email even sounded like a human. All the emails we got after that just made it obvious that these aren’t real people, and they’re not really into you.
We didn’t get laid, and we didn’t go on a single date. XXXCupid.com is a total bust.
Here’s Why XXXCupid.com Is Not Worth Joining: Is XXXCupid.com a Scam?
We think there should be some kind of law about these online ambassadors that will at least make them fun and entertaining instead of just pathetic and leaving us wondering how any guy could fall victim to it.
Seriously, how about online ambassadors that just talk in Monty Python quotes, or that quote sports scores?
We could have a laugh, we could maybe learn something, and at least the website would be making more of an effort to connect with us than they are now. All that happens now is that we get one message that says, “Thanks for checking me out! Do you have any questions to ask me?”
And then we get a response to our email that looks like, “well I am a girl who I you am interested let’s have fun let me have hi.” We would much prefer the Monty Python quotes.
The Final XXXCupid.com Review: Did We Think You Should Use XXXCupid.com For Sex Dating?
Don’t waste your time or your money by putting either of them into XXXCupid.com. This site is a total wash and a total waste. Forget that you ever considered joining this website.
Instead, try out the site it’s ripping off, the much better SocialSex. At least there you’ll get laid and you won’t have to deal with online ambassadors!