We guess we could say “You get what you pay for” when we’re talking about SeekBang.com, but we don’t want to make it sound like you’ll get anything GOOD even if you pay good money.
Mostly, this site exists to make you feel like it’s your fault you’re not getting laid, when we swear, it isn’t. It’s the fault of sites like SeekBang.com. They’re the ones who make guys feel like they CAN’T get laid, like they’re just not working hard enough, and that’s why it’s almost at the VERY BOTTOM of our list of the worst sex finder sites.
This isn’t a good site. This is a site that wants to take your money and leave you with nothing, and it’s an insult to people who make really good sex finder websites—yeah, we’re a little angry, because this site is the exact kind that we hate more than anything.
So, why do we hate SeekBang.com so much? Why does it fill us with rage? Let’s take a closer look at why you should avoid this sack of bull at ALL COSTS when you’re looking to hook up.
SeekBang.com Review: Here’s Why SeekBang.com Didn’t Make It Into Our Top 5 for Sex Dating Sites
The first thing you’ll notice when you go on SeekBang.com is that it’s, uh, explicit.
The very first page has girls performing lewd sex acts totally in the open, and a girl doing a kind of twitchy schoolgirl tease on the side of the screen. This isn’t like SocialSex where a model walks you through the signup process by slowly taking off her clothes and asking you questions, either—this model is in total silence, and it’s just a looping .gif file that plays over and over again as long as you’re on the page.
So, that’s kind of weird.
The other thing that we found kind of shocking was that the site was so explicit right away. They don’t try to make it look like it’s about dating—this site is about porn.
Also, before you can sign up, the template is already set to “I am a man seeking a woman.”
If you’ve been reading our guides to choosing a good hookup site, you know that this is a HUGE red flag!
Websites that cater only to men are the WORST to hook up on, even though everyone likes being catered to.
Put this another way: if you heard about a site where you could hook up, and you went there and saw nothing but pictures of dicks EVERYWHERE and dudes bending over naked and showing crack, and the site asked, “Are you a WOMAN looking to get laid tonight?? Come in and see our slutty macho men ready to spread it for YOU!”
…how fast would you run away?
Yeah, us too.
So that’s why you shouldn’t go to any site that advertises towards only men and not towards women. If it has a sexy lady on it, sure, that’s probably fine—but if it shows ONLY women, and ALL of those women are naked and spread-eagled, and it asks “Are you a man?” instead of “Are you a man or a woman?” it’s a pretty good bet that you will NOT get laid on this site.
And what do you know? As usual, we were right.
Our Shocking Results After Using SeekBang.com For Sex Dating
We like to give every website a fair shake when it comes to how many emails we send out. After all, if we only sent out a bunch of emails on the sites where we think we’d do well, we wouldn’t have found some awesome hidden gems, like xDating and SexFinder.
We’re six guys, and during our time on a website we send out an email every day, for a period of six months. That means that for our SeekBang review, we sent out a total of 540 emails, to 540 girls we thought were somewhat bangable from their profile pictures.
We didn’t get a single response.
If you’ve used dating sites before, you know it’s pretty common not to get a response when you email a girl—but it’s pretty common to get a response if you email ten girls, right?
How about over 500?
On good websites, we usually get a response rate of between 50 and 80 percent of the emails we send out. All of the websites in our top 5 sites for hooking up and finding sex ranked in this range, except for SocialSex which got OVER 80 percent.
Even mediocre sites usually get around 20 to 50 percent. You might score once a month or so, but probably no more than that.
A site that offers no replies is a site that’s trash. We are good at getting women to email us back, and we don’t feel the need to defend our game. This site is absolutely worthless.
There are NO real women here. You’d get a better response on a website if you actually wrote “tits” and NOTHING ELSE to 500 random women on a site where their profiles are actually women.
Here’s Why SeekBang.com Is Not Worth Joining: Is SeekBang.com a Scam?
We guarantee that you would get a better rate of hookups if you just went outside right now and asked random people for a date. Men, women, young, old, raccoons and possums, whatever—you would get more “yes” answers than you would get if you asked every single “member” of SeekBang.com to go out with you.
We know that, because there are NO WOMEN on this site! The only way a site could be worse than this SeekBang scam is if it had negative women, or caused us to un-sleep with the women we’ve already slept with!
The Final SeekBang.com Review: Did We Think You Should Use SeekBang.com For Sex Dating?
SeekBang.com is a useless product that no one should ever buy.
There’s no reason to put yourself through this. It’s a crappy, useless product, and you don’t need to struggle against the tide by trying to get someone who doesn’t exist to email you back.
If you’re really looking to get laid, try SocialSex instead. That’s our number one favorite website for hooking up, and we’re thrilled with all the sex we had on there—unlike SeekBang.com, which we’ll forget in five minutes, we can’t stop talking about SocialSex!