E-mail is the new letter writing, but there’s a way to compose a hot e-mail that will leave your girl swooning. First off, start with a salutation that’s appropriate, like “Dear” or “My Sweet.” Limit to two paragraphs, and describe in depth something from the heart, and something from your junk. You’re out to seduce this girl, so basically say something nice about her in a way that’s not graphic, and then say something nice about her body. Don’t use words like “hot” or phrases like, “I jerk off to you.” Use words like “lust” or phrases like, “I dream of you.” It’s far more effective, and by the time she sees you after you’ve sent her the e-mail, she’ll be raring to go.
It is traditional but more lucrative in the long run. There is a risk here of coming off as a creeper, though, so ensure that you’re SUPPOSED to have your potential hookup’s mailing address. You can totally even ask her, straight up, what her mailing address is, because you want to send her a romantic letter. This line works best on girls that are sentimental or old-fashioned, so tell her you want to write her, “A traditional love letter.” Once she gives you the info, use plain paper (don’t get fancy) to write two paragraphs about why she’s hot, but don’t use any curse words. Try to be classy about it. But MAKE SURE it’s handwritten. Don’t print something out that you wrote in Microsoft Word. The whole point here is to woo her with a romantic, handwritten letter, because it makes her feel special.
The most nontraditional of love letters: the chat log. Start by telling your girl you want to have a romantic chat, and set a specific day and time. This makes it seem more like a date. Tell her you have some romantic things to say that you’d rather just tell her online. If you throw in that you’re shy, this only adds to your appeal, since it makes you non-threatening. Once she agrees, get into your chat by being simple but charming – “I’m so glad you came,” is a good version of this. Proceed to let her talk, and pay attention to her assessment. If she thinks it’s weird, then ease her into it with humor. If she’s into it, just keep going, and subtly progress into compliments. It’s a tried and true method to just follow a girl’s lead – they always think they’re right anyway – and go with the flow.
Romance earns you points, no matter what medium.