You can tell a lot about a chick by seeing her bedroom, and not just if she’s messy or what her favorite color is, based on the wall paint. It’s like a treasure trove of who she is, and you can use this information to your advantage to watch out for crazy chicks, figure out what she likes in bed, or just if you think you’re going to see her more than once. A first date followed by a hookup (our favorite kind) is great, but you can save yourself a lot of time by taking advantage of the situation to try and get a sense of who she is beyond the hour you spent eating dinner with her. Avoid the pitfalls before they happen.
On the Walls
This is more about her personality than her sexual habits, but you can definitely tell a lot about a babe by what she hangs on the wall. If there’s a lot of band posters, and they look beat up, she probably has them since high school. That means she’s sentimental. Maybe she hung up some posters of famous paintings – she’s probably smart. Check out the photos. Most girls have photos of their friends hanging all around, whether on a bulletin board or in a frame. Look out for any dude who’s always with her in the pictures, because it’s probably her ex-boyfriend. If she’s still got photos hanging all around of the two of them, be careful if you want to see her again. She’s probably still hung up on him. If it’s only pictures of her with her female friends, you’re lucky.
On the Bookshelf
Girls read everything from girly fashion magazines to big, thick novels, and you can tell by a girl’s literary tastes what type of person she is. If she’s got a lot of poetry with words like “ye” and “olde” in the titles, she might be a brainiac. If there’s a bunch of Cosmo magazines lying around, she’s probably into researching sex tips about how to get you off. (We like girls who read Cosmo) Basically, these observations aren’t going to be the deal breakers – it’s just a way to figure out whether or not you want to chill with her. If smart girls make you uncomfortable, hit it and quit it.
Under the Bed
Sneak a peek. Just do it. We’re not saying go snooping around in her closet or dresser – that’s weird. But when she’s not looking just glance under her bed. Sometimes it’s just storage and stuff, or maybe her cat is lurking under there. But sometimes, you find a whole assortment of unexpected items, like a box of sex toys or a shoe box full of her ex-boyfriend’s photos. These are where the really big warning signs can be, since stuff under the bed is also out of sight and a good place to hide things you don’t want other people to find. Again, we’re not saying go picking through her stuff, but if it’s within plain sight and you don’t have to move anything around, it’s a fair game.