There’s a hot chick in the bar, and you’ve had your eyes on her all night. You’re chatting her up, drinking together, and things are going alright. There is definitely flirting, but you’re not sure how much she’s down for you. So you offer her another drink, but it’s getting late. “My place is right around the corner, if you’re not done for the night.” It’s like magic. She agrees, the tabs are paid, and you’re off. Walking around the corner you do all the right things: offer her your jacket, keep conversation up, and send little signals like touching her lower back to make it clear that you’re interested. After you unlock the door and walk in, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom or get a drink of water. When you come back, she’s passed out on your couch or bed. Obviously nothing sexual can happen now. The Sandman has cock-blocked you and you’ve become the sexless innkeeper.
The sexless innkeeper is a person who takes someone home for an expected night of getting it on, only to find that they’ve fallen asleep once you’ve turned your back. It’s no fault of your own, you were used as an inn for the night. Maybe she’s from out of town or didn’t have a ride home. Either way it can’t be undone. There are a few things you can do to avoid this scenario though.
Is She In To You?
Is she really being all that receptive? If the chick you’re shelling drinks out for doesn’t actually seem to be into you, it’s probably because she’s not. If she agrees to go home with you after talking about the weather for twenty minutes, she’s probably just looking for a bed.
Keep Her Nearby
Once you do get this babe home, don’t leave her alone. Unless she has to use the bathroom, keep your sight on her. If you have to piss, then you damn better hold it or make sure that you go before you leave the bar. If she wants a drink of water or whatever at your place you keep talking to her or make her follow you. If you can manage to keep her up, then the chances of you getting lucky are way higher. Most chicks will feel obligated to do something if they’ve gone home with you. Even if it’s just a handjob, it’s better than nothing. Going home with someone sends a pretty clear message. It’s not for a cup of tea, I’ll tell you that much.
Start Making Your Moves
If she starts to yawn or talk about how tired she is, don’t fall for that ploy. Start making the moves immediately, and if she is resistant then you can either walk her back to the bar or her house. You are better than being a sexless innkeeper, and dry humping a sleeping chick is just low. If she’s not willing to put out, then she needs to get out. Just be cool about it and walk her where she needs to go or let her call a friend to get her. You’ve done your part.