Stealing that hot babe your buddy’s been banging seems like a great idea. But wait, that goes against bro code, right? While it’s true that some guys get bent out of shape when a buddy of theirs gets with a girl they’ve had, the majority of men don’t think it’s that big a deal. And even if your friend does get a little pissed off about it, consider it this way – he won’t be mad forever. Use those Sundays you’re not hanging out watching football games to have a lazy afternoon in bed with your new lady. Trust us; you’ll have more fun rolling around in the sack with her than you will if you’d sat around and watched your favorite team playing. The question is how do you get her? No matter how bored she acts around your buddy, you can’t ask her if she wants to hook up right in front of him, so you’re kind of out of options. In a time when even asking for her number is treading dangerous ground, try chatting her up online!
Facebook Friend Her
It won’t look suspicious if you have her as a friend on Facebook. After all, who isn’t a friend these days? The six degrees of separation excuse might work in your favor, here. You can say you just added her because you have met her once or twice and it’s all good while you put your plan into action. Send her a private message, or better yet, catch her on chat if you can. Tell her about a party that a friend of a friend is throwing on the coming weekend (just make sure your buddy won’t be there!) or offer to take her out to that newly opened club in the town. With any luck, she’ll tell you she’s been dying to go and your buddy just doesn’t feel like going. That’s your chance, so take it! What could be better than having her pressed up against you at a party where the only reasonable outcome is the two of you going home together? You’ll be happy you struggled through that little bit of small talk on instant messenger or over text when she’s pulling at your clothes as you’re stumbling in the door to your place.
Thrilling Balancing Act
If she’s not really into the relationship she has with your buddy, she’ll be eager to get with you even after that first message and eager to get with you more than just a hookup. Chances are that she’ll think it’s a thrill balancing two guys at once and sneaking around behind your buddy’s back. Have you ever had sex with a girl who’s breaking the rules like that? It’s the best thing ever because she’ll be into the adrenaline rush she gets and it’ll lead to some pretty mind-blowing sex. She’ll be all over you, begging for it in the car on the way home, in the bathroom at the club, and in the hallway at your friend’s party just because she’s already half-high on the thrill. If you make her feel great then getting her to ditch your friend and keep hooking up with you will be the easiest thing imaginable.