Creating a Sexy Character
D&D allows players to create characters based on race and class – and no, it’s not, “I’m a dude and I’m poor.” It’s very technical, and the best way to determine what kind of character you want to create is by reading the Player’s Handbook (the “PH”). However, the key to this seduction technique is to make sure you either have a hot girl already in your campaign or you’re inviting one to join. This is where it all starts, so plan your invitation carefully. Run it past your other friends, too, because not everyone in your game is going to take kindly to the fact that you’re trying to bang a girl you’ve invited. Be tactful, and mindful of your goals. It’s also polite to ask everyone beforehand, and it’s better to just explain your reasons than leaving them up to the imagination. They key is to clear your intentions with your group, because D&D is a group game.
Take Feats that Seduce
As a character in D&D, you’re allowed to take something called “Feats,” skills that allow you to do specific things because of the class you’re a part of. This accounts for having different types of attacks or vision skills, but keep in mind what your goal is. D&D is about succeeding at your mission, depending on the game, it can be more plot-based. The thing to do here is talk to your DM (Dungeon Master) and get a sense of what he or she is willing to do to help you hook up with your honey, in character or out of game.
Closing the Bag of Holding
Campaigns can go on for years, so you have to make your move at the perfect time. Study your character, and make a valiant effort to save your girl’s character. Another thing about D&D is that there are a lot of ways to aid another character. Don’t just try to save your babe like a princess, but help her out. Nerdy chicks aren’t looking for a prince in shining armor. They are the prince in shining armor, because they’re playing D&D. So you can’t just show up and “save” them – you have to be combating an active threat. Integrate your own character into the plot, and see what happens. Nerdy girls are harder to catch than other chicks, but once caught, they’re hot in the sack.