Girls judge us based on appearance. You have to know how to dress and groom yourself after you reach a certain age, because the frat boy shit doesn’t cut it with the ladies anymore. As we get older, they get pickier. It’s not hard to keep up. You don’t have to be a Metrosexual Dude to measure up – usually it’s just shaving evenly and finding a shirt that actually fits you – but there are some deal breakers with girls that we just don’t predict until they come up. One of these is your bed. Yeah! your bed. For us, the most important thing about a bed is that it’s comfortable. But for women, that’s not enough. Chicks like stuff clean, and while none of us are into having gross sheets, if a girl sees the same sheets on your bed that were there when she came over a week ago, she is not going to sleep with you. It’s that simple. She’s going to think you’re gross, and even if she does sleep with you, she’s not coming back. It’s not a bad idea to invest in some decent sheets for nocturnal activities, especially because it will impress babes and make them feel sexy.
Sheets should be clean and comfortable. High thread counts are more expensive, and you don’t need to go crazy. You might really dig Egyptian cotton – that’s cool, but it’s your decision if you want to shell out more. We suggest flannel sheets, because they’re really cheap, they’re easy to get on and off your bed, and are comfortable too. When you wash your sheets, make sure to use a dryer sheet, because if girls can smell the cleanliness, they’re going to feel it. Lying down in your bed is going to make them feel like they’re entering a paradise of hot sex and relaxation. Be careful of traditionally “sexy sheets,” like silk. Silk is really hard to clean, and it stains. Even worse than dirty or over-used sheets? Splooge sheets. No girl is ever sticking around that, especially if the fluids aren’t hers.
Unless you sleep on a bare mattress – if you do, do yourself a favor and buy a bed frame – you probably already have some kind of quilt or comforter. All we can say here is two things: make sure it doesn’t have your favorite childhood super hero on it, and it’s helpful if it’s big enough for two people. If your girl is serious enough to spend the night, she’s not going to want to sleep in the same bed if you hog all the blanket. It’s easier for two people to sleep together by having a comforter big enough for both of you. Think of it this way: if a babe isn’t worrying about waking up in the middle of the night with no blankets and freezing, she’s going to sleep naked. It’s a win-win situation. Go for something interesting and not boring. Choosing bedding in a rich but manly color, like dark red, gives a sexy vibe.