There are a lot of different types of bros out there. For those who don’t know, a bro doesn’t just mean a frat boy. They can range anywhere from the sports bro to the high class bro. The important thing is that the bro is an alpha male of any situation. When trying to decide what bro type is right for you, it’s important to think of what the babes are going to think of you. High class dames probably won’t be down for a sports bro and sporty chicks probably won’t be down for the techno bro. Here’s a little guide on bro decoding and the pros and cons of each type.
The most common of bros. This guy likes sports. He tends to be in shape and really likes to let people know how manly he is. He’s testosterone filled, ready to compete against anyone at a moment’s notice, and tends to dig fit babes. If you choose to go sports, be prepared to be a stereotype. The upside to this bro is that, even though he likes everything sporty, a lot of different types of girls fall for him. There’s something about the manly façade that keeps them coming.
A common example of this bro is the player who wears suits. Even if he’s not super rich, he still likes to live the high life. Whether it’s eating at fancy restaurants or banging super models, he likes the richer things. This type of attitude bewitches babes since they think of rich as being a sugar daddy. If you choose this type of bro it has to be a whole lifestyle. You can’t dress to the nines and then bring a chick back to a shoddy one bedroom apartment on the wrong side of the tracks.
The techno-bro is the most modern of all bros. He’s always savvy with the new gadgets that are coming out. Whether it’s a phone, a computer, a car, or a gaming system, he always seems to know how to work it and which one is the best to get. If you choose to be this bro, make sure to do your research. The common idea for a techno-bro is that he’s smart and sexy effortlessly. It also costs a bit of money since you’ll have to have all of the latest toys.
This is a tricky one. The sensitive bro listens to the ladies and is there for them without seeming overly interested. He has the perfect balance. With the guys he might be bragging about what he’s tapped that week, but with the babes he’s totally the opposite. He’s exactly what he sounds like: sensitive. Using that power he gets the chick comfortable with him to get his in to her bedroom. If you choose to be this bro, you have to be a convincing actor. There is a chance of being friend zoned, but the high risk is high reward. Chicks fall left and right for a guy who is ‘different’ from all of the rest. He’s also known as a heartbreaker.