We have all been in that position. You see something hot in a movie, and then it seems like an awesome idea. The thing is that there’s a reason Hollywood has lots of special effects, lighting, and cue cards. Real life is not the same as in movies. Here’s some sexy scenarios that have appeared in moves over and over that we were intrigued by, but then learned to avoid. You’re not an actor, and you’re girl isn’t an actress, so avoid these situations.
Blow Job Under the Desk
Sex in a Public Bathroom
It seems hot in theory – having sex in a public place with a door that only locks if you’re really lucky – but there is a lot of nastiness happening here. First of all, really, who wants to have sex in a bathroom? We think that’s sort of gross, due to what goes on in there. We get it… it’s filthy and kinky, but we’d rather not get some sort of disease from messing with a chick in a public bathroom. We vote for no, on this one. If you want the thrill of having sex in a public place, a good place is one where the doors at least lock. But better yet is your own home, because even though sex in public may be a thrill but if it ends in potential arrest, you might want to re-think about it.
Blowjob While Driving
Hot, right? No, wrong. In reality, you’re going to kill everyone involved. So there you are, driving down the highway, and your lady friend who is dressed to kill, is looking hot and ready. Sure, a blow job sounds good. Nope. Because we know from experience, once that starts, you’re going to lose focus, and you’re going to lose your grip on the steering wheel. Take our advice, and wait for the rest stop. You’ll avoid car accidents and still reap the benefits.
All of these fantasies include perfect, one-shot scenes where everyone gets what they want and all is right with the world. The reality is that this almost never happens, and everybody is looking for what makes them hot. They key is to recognize reality and kinks, and negotiating how they interact. It’s possible to fulfill fantasies, but don’t depend on them.